En liten bön

Jag borde stressa mer idag, istället fann jag min “dagbok på nätet” från 1999 i ett hörn där ingen (som inte vet exakt adress) någonsin letar. Där i fann jag en bön för alla de som stressar. Jag minns att jag då fick den via mail, sökte en källa nu men hittar inte någon. Dock verkar den finnas på de flesta välsorterade humorsidor idag, så håll till godo.

A prayer for the stressed!

“Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the coruage to change things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of those toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work…
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember..
When I’m having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!


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